I Was a Teenage Slasher

Marsoni

M251S

$29.99

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I Was a Teenage Slasher*USA TODAY Bestseller * Alex Award Winner * The viciously clever, over the top, genre skewing (The New York Times Book Review) classic slasher story with a twist from Stephen Graham Jones, the master of modern horror and bestselling author of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, The Only Good Indians, and the Indian Lake trilogy. 1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small town driven by oil and cotton and a place where everyone knows everyone else's business. So it goes for

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These are great and the perfect width. I had my contractor install them because my tile had to have a hole drilled into it. I love that it looks seemless and flat to the tile. New bathroom renovation. I am very pleased. Holds a few towels also candles and a little plant with extra space. Perfect for a minimal look or if you have a small bathroom. Color was spot on.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026

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R. Fleming

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 3

Not What I Expected

Color: White, Size: 32 inches

This set of floating shelves was a disappointment. They’re advertised as holding 20 pounds, but mine began to bend with barely 10 pounds on them. All the screws and anchors were installed tightly and correctly, yet the metal brackets still warped under minimal weight. The shelves look fine on the wall, but I’m leaving them up only because I don’t want to patch a dozen holes—not because they’re sturdy. Definitely not the quality or strength I expected.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026

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Alicia

New York, US

★★★★★ 5

Love them

Color: White, Size: 15 inches, Color: White, Size: 15 inches

I have these floating shelves all over my house. The are made nice and sturdy and they come with simple instructions. They come it various sizes and can almost fit anywhere. These particular shelves are in my makeup closet and they look so great and organized.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2025

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callme1040

Boise, US

★★★★★ 5

Exceeds my expectations

Color: White, Size: 24 inches, Color: White, Size: 24 inches

Easy to install, exceeds my expectations. I’d buy it again.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026

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Miah

Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 5

Solid Floating Shelves 🛠️🏠

Color: Black, Number Of Shelves: 4, Size: 15.7in

I have installed four sets of the black floating shelves in my office. They are made of high quality materials, featuring a sophisticated black woodgrain finish with a natural texture. Supposedly, each unit can handle up to 22 pounds, though I would not recommend testing that limit with your vintage bowling ball collection if you value your flooring. They are awesome. The value is good for a set of two. Each shelf measures 22x7x1 (56x17x3 cm) inches, providing a decent amount of storage for books or decor. The installation was straightforward since the hardware for multiple wall types was included. They work well in the kitchen for spices or in the bedroom for personal belongings. One tip for a secure fit: use a level during installation and make sure the bracket is flush against the wall before sliding the shelf on, or your photos might look like they are sliding off a mountain 📐 These shelves offer a clean, modern look and stay stable once mounted correctly. They are a practical choice for adding functional display space to any room 🖼️

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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026