I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$31.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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Simple and on point. Minimalistic. One side for cash, folded in half. Other side 3 slots can comfortably fit 4 cards: ID / bank & or credit card / costco card. Any more than 4 gets a little harder to pull out. But dont worry, thats what the zipper pocket is for. Maybe just a few more tho, like health insurance cards. For just the basics.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2025

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Daniel Blair

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 1

Decent

Color: Ivy Green

It’s a nice wallet, but I’m just not satisfied with the quality or product itself

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Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2025

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Samantha Cox

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 5

Perfect for a minimalist

Color: Ivy Green

My husband had this exact wallet for 8 years. It was still functional and used daily. I got him this replacement and he was beyond excited. Said that it was his favorite Christmas gift lol. The durability and function of this minimalist wallet is unmatched. Love the color too!

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Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2025