Men's Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion T-Shirt - Existentialism Shirt

Men's Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion T-Shirt - Existentialism Shirt

Marsoni

M251S

$33.95

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Men's Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion T-Shirt - Existentialism ShirtIf existential dread is your thing, you'll love this funny, sarcastic existentialism shirt. I mean what is reality? Do we even know? If you love ironic nihilism humor and reveling in existential angst then this funny existentialist shirt will be the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Also makes a great gift for the philosophy student, Tumblr aesthetic enthusiast, or nihilist in your life. Shirt Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun

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My dog LOVES this toy. It's not hard to see why: it has just about everything a dog could want in a soft toy. There are ropes that move around, a squeaker, crinkly wings, and different textures of fabric. It's not extremely durable--I've had to sew up one busted seam within a month or so--and you will likely have to re-knot the ropes and pull them back through the holes, but if your dog is only moderately destructive, they will enjoy this. I'd buy another.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2025

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S. Hart

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 3

Dog Obsessed -- Toy a Mess

Color: Squirrel

The dog was OBSESSED. Truly loved this toy, but he ripped the little pockets really easily. While he still wanted to play with it, it was a little disappointing.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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Belleville, US

★★★★★ 5

Cute toy

Color: Squirrel

My dog loved it! Looks just like the pics. Durable for most dogs I’m sure. My little dog can destroy anything though lol! Didn’t get to use the treat part cause he destroyed it but looks like a neat concept

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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2025

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Rene G. Riccardi

Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 5

Creative and well made!

Color: Squirrel

This is a great dog toy, durable, creative, and it kept my dogs busy and very, very interested. It's challenging enough, but not frustrating. Great for tug of war, too!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2025

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NOLES 2021

Draper, US

★★★★★ 1

Looks like fun but NO

Was so excited to get this and slow my girls down eating their treats and engage them in play. How big do the treats have to be? Because I had to scoop wet gross chewed up treats out of each pocket, vacuum, and put them in the washing machine AFTER my girls abandoned them with the treats still in the pockets. GREAT IDEA but not functional. Agressive chewers would have destroyed the toy the first time. SO DISAPPOINTED

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Reviewed in the United States on November 6, 2024